THE RETIREMENT CAFÉ

Retirement Living Made Easy

Welcome to The Retirement Café where you get the best retirement advice for the twenty-first century and retirement information that you won't get from your financial advisor.

Someone once said, "Life begins when the kids move out and the cat gets run over." Today, for many people that is when they reach retirement age.

This website addresses the "new retirement" including topics such as why you should retire early, where to retire, how to preserve retirement savings, how to generate retirement income, how to find fun retirement jobs, and how to get involved in fun retirement activities.

The purpose of The Retirement Café is to help the retired and the soon-to-be retired to better understand their lifetime aspirations, to help them minimize the complexity and uncertainty associated with retirement, and to allow them to concentrate on what matters most in retirement planning.

Above all The Retirement Café is about how to retire happy, wild, and free.

Top-10 Dumbest Retirement Moves

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• The Secrets to an Effortless, Happy Retirement

• The Secrets to Having Everything You Want in Retirement

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Retirement Resources and Articles Already on

The Retirement Café or Coming Soon

• 101 Retirement-Related Websites and Blogs That Will Help You to Retire Richer, Smarter, and Happier 

• You Are Never Too Young to Retire — Indeed, the Younger, the Better 

• Retirement Advice: 7 Things That You Can Do with Your Extra Time in Retirement  

• 20 Fun Retirement Job Industries According to the AARP

• Retirement Speeches to Prepare You for a Happy Retirement   

• Best Places to Retire — Where to Hang Your Retirement Hat 

• 101 Fun Things to Do When You Retire 

• Letters from the Happily Retired 

• Top-Ten Retirement Activities That Are Never Too Late to Pursue — Unless You Are Dead 

• Health Is the Best Retirement Gift to Give Yourself   

365 REASONS WHY RETIREMENT ROCKS

— AND WORK SUCKS!

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Retirement Resources and Articles Coming Soon

• Retire Before You Expire — Why Tempt Fate and Die Working? 
• There Is Life After Retirement 
• Retirement Planning for Dumb People — Counting on Winning the Lottery 
• Dead Is the New Retirement for Many Baby Boomers. Working until you
  drop dead is the new retirement for many baby boomers.
• Retirement Allows You to Pursue Your First Love — Which Is to Live Life to the Fullest 
• Retire Early — Here's How! 
• Winning a Lottery — The Retirement Plan with the Most Bugs to Be Worked Out 
• It's a Great Time to Be Retired — There's So Much to Do!
• Are You Prepared for Retirement — Think hard!
• It's a Great Time to Be Retired — Your Retirement Advantages! 
• About the New Retirement Gift Book: The Joy of Being Retired: 365 Reasons Why Retirement Rocks (and Work Sucks!) 
• Retire Now — Don't Die Working 
• Does Your Retirement Plan Include Your Spouse? 
• Why Most Americans and Canadians Suck at Retirement (Planning) 
• How Retirees Can Be Productive Slackers! 
• Is Your Retirement Plan Working Until You Drop Dead? 
• Ready to Retire Happy — Get Real! 
• Retiring Too Late Means You Don't Get Another Chance to Do It Right! 
• Retirement Planning Tip — Get More Serious about Leisure than about
  Finances 
• 7 Secrets to a Happy Retirement 
• Make My Retirement Plan Your Retirement Plan   
• Magical Retirement Plan # 17 — Don't Let How Old You Are Dictate When
  You Retire or Enter Old Age 
• Forget How Old You Are — This Gets More Important the Older You Get 
• Magical Retirement Plan # 37 — Live Gloriously, Live Happily, and
  Live Dangerously! 
• Magical Retirement Plan #27 — Make the Creation and Maintenance of
  Friends Your Overriding Purpose 
• Magical Retirement Plan #117 — Be a Child Again 
• Remember That Being Over the Hill Means Picking Up Speed! 
• Magical Retirement Plan #127 — Find Creative Ways to Kill Boredom
  Without a Gun 
• The Magical Retirement Plan for High Achievers — Don't Retire! 
• The Ultimate Retirement Plan — Make Retirement the Beginning of Life,
  Not the End! 
• 10 Interesting Retirement Pursuits That Are Never Too Late to Undertake
  Unless You Are Dead — See Surplus1 File in Real Success 
• The Best Famous Last Words Ever by Famous and Not-So-Famous People 
• Top 10 Clues to the Meaning of Life

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